You’ll learn global standards of hospitality.
Your only internship? Front desk at “Jesus Is Coming Soon Motel.”
- Industrial Mathematics – You Dey Solve X, But Your Life is Still Undefined
After graduation, your math will be:
“4 years of studying + 1 year NYSC = 0 income.”
Solve for peace of mind. - Cooperative & Rural Development – The Villages Don Pack Go City
You dey plan develop village, but village dey find light.
Flood don wash everything. Better go develop CV. - Pure & Applied Physics – Because This Course is Just Applied Wahala
Unless your uncle is in NASA or Elon Musk, abeg, apply yourself elsewhere.
Nigeria no dey apply physics, we dey apply prayers.
Final word?
This list na for cruise, but the pain is real.
If you must study any of these, combine am with sense, skill and small street wisdom.
Because in Nigeria, na survival of the smartest, not the certificated. shocked
Mind you, just because a course is not here doesn’t mean it is better than the aforementioned here.
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